Ryan and Michael deliver their blunt, foul-mouthed market roundup: weekend headlines, technical "gaps galore," and moves in equities, metals and energy as traders react to geopolitical news. The episode focuses on failed US–Iran talks in Pakistan, mixed messages about a Strait of Hormuz blockade and the potential impact on crude flows and prices, plus US CPI context, upcoming earnings season and key events at the IMF/World Bank spring meetings.